Outside in CHILLY Green Space™🥶
Wrap up warm and ride with Warm Hands® this January. Expect a crisp morning through (believe it or not) a man-made lake, another ancient Milton Keynes wood, a pub, a medieval toot, and finally another pub.
No coffee stops this end of town so bring a flask of tea, coffee or mead– as long as it’ll keep your fingers and toes warm.
MEET: 11:00am – Station Square
RIDE: 11:30
STOP 1: Prince George, Tattenhoe
FINISH: The Talbot, Loughton
Friday 26th December
Tis’ the Season.
MEET:10:00am – Lloyds Court outside @milkandbeans.coffee (Carlo’s probs gonna be shut but we ride nonetheless)
RIDE: 10:30
Stop 1: The Victoria Inn, Bradwell
Finish: 12:00 – Campbell Park
Saturday 11th October
Weekend Warriors, Saddle Sniffers®– it’s time.
“We ain’t dead yet…😵”
MEET: @milkandbeans.coffee @ 11:00am
RIDE: 11:45
Stop 1: The Cross Keys (half’s only🧏♂️)
Stop 2: Bogotá Coffee
Finish: @blackenedsunbc + @baristacultureuk
Thursday 4th September
Hands, feet, arms and legs: whatever gets us over the line.
Say sayonara to summer with a 7mile loop through Green Space™. Notable features include the Grand Union Canal, Noddy Line® and Linford Wood – finishing off at our usual resting place, Campbell Park Hill.
Arts and Crafts brought to you by resident rider @fszweda – neue kit incoming for final ride so lock in for the Product Toss™
Friday 8th August
Easy now people – I can’t promise a rave at the petrol station, or riding the dual carriageway up the V6.
Instead I offer you 7 miles of Green Space™, @pooleyvilleuksummer market, and Human Connection® this Friday.
MEET: 18:30 LLOYDS COURT
RIDE: 19:00
ETA FINISH: 20:00 MK MARKET
Thursday 17th July
Back in the Saddle™ this Thursday.
If you really wanna party with us, put your eyes on the deets above – and together (if you’re into stars and shit), we can blast Retrograde® into the stratosphere. Don’t get rusty.
BYOB – bring water, snacks and all the goods to keep you alive. Beers enjoyed at final resting place.
MEET AT MILTON KEYNES CENTRAL @ 18:30
RIDE FROM 19:00
27th June • 17th July • 8th August • 4th September
Hands® Group Rides for the Summer Season
Join us in Green Space™ throughout summer ’25. Avoid the disappointment of missing The Next One® and plan savvy. New format too – hope you enjoy.
Party pace, low mileage, and strictly no Lycra™ – Hands® local community group rides are all about taking it easy, having fun and making new friends; whilst enjoying the beautiful city and green spaces of Milton Keynes. It ain’t the Tour de France or X games so they’re open to, literally, everyone and anyone.
We’ll be pedalling Redway™ for between 5-10 miles (don’t sweat – it’s chill) and ending at a (hopefully) sunny spot in either city or wilderness: Come for a party and Bring Your Own Beverages®, invite your friends or meet some neue ones. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know anyone – you will by the end of the ride.
Friday 30th May
This really is The Next One™
Would you look at the time? It’s a Friday Finish and I need to be out of the office Pronto! Post work evening Pub Loop™, staying on the Nawf side of MK. Stops at fan favourites such as @blackenedsunbc / @baristacultureuk etc. Weather looks dippy but might pull through. Bring an extra layer and some lights just in case it gets too chilly or dark.
Manifest Sunshine®
Sunday 4th May
Good things really do come in three’s.
Mayday, Mayday – workers of the world, unite! and hit the big 3 next Bank Holiday® weekend. We worked for it, we earned it, we deserve it – 3 big reasons to participate. Furzton, Caldecotte, Willen: Expect heat and distance, so bring snacks (Wine Gums©, KP® Roasted nuts etc) and Water please. Will be stopping along the way but not in usual Hands® Fashion.
Sunday 30th March
So nice we had to do it twice.
Marking the official beginning of British Summertime 2025. Ride with us for a short loop through the vast Green Space™ of Central Milton Keynes. Back in time for Sunday lunch.
