Hands® is going camping. 20–21 June 2026 It’s that wonderful time of year again. We’ll be spending the longest day of the year hosting our own chapter of the @swiftindustries Swift Campout for 2026. On home turf this time, we’ll be setting off from Milton Keynes: 15-20+ miles along canal paths, over…

The London Open — Hands® Invitational London’s been calling. Teased this one for the best part of a year – unofficial self-guided group ride starting from 17:00 at Bespoked in Copeland Park, Peckham. Weaving our way across the river and through the Grey Space™ of the city and east, stopping…

Spring is here. We made it — just about. Winter is over, British Summertime® has officially arrived. Join Green Space™ seekers through the valley parks, nature reserves and rivers of Milton Keynes, ending at our local watering-hole. This months Arts & Crafts© kindly and exclusively provided by resident rider @whatniceweather 🎨💞💫 MEET:…

Bon Anniversaire to all the riders-turned-friends and friends-turned-riders. What a better way to celebrate than linking up with Sheffield unit: Tour De Friends — who are joining us especially for a local loop of Green Space™(and some Extracurricular Gravel® for The Afters). 7 miles with a singular Halfway Half-Pint –…

Outside in CHILLY Green Space™🥶 Wrap up warm and ride with Warm Hands® this January. Expect a crisp morning through (believe it or not) a man-made lake, another ancient Milton Keynes wood, a pub, a medieval toot, and finally another pub. No coffee stops this end of town so bring…

Friday 26th December Tis’ the Season. MEET:10:00am – Lloyds Court outside @milkandbeans.coffee (Carlo’s probs gonna be shut but we ride nonetheless) RIDE: 10:30 Stop 1: The Victoria Inn, Bradwell Finish: 12:00 – Campbell Park

Saturday 11th October Weekend Warriors, Saddle Sniffers®– it’s time. “We ain’t dead yet…😵”  MEET: @milkandbeans.coffee @ 11:00amRIDE: 11:45 Stop 1: The Cross Keys (half’s only🧏‍♂️)Stop 2: Bogotá CoffeeFinish: @blackenedsunbc + @baristacultureuk

Thursday 4th September Hands, feet, arms and legs: whatever gets us over the line. Say sayonara to summer with a 7mile loop through Green Space™. Notable features include the Grand Union Canal, Noddy Line® and Linford Wood – finishing off at our usual resting place, Campbell Park Hill. Arts and…

Friday 8th August Easy now people – I can’t promise a rave at the petrol station, or riding the dual carriageway up the V6.  Instead I offer you 7 miles of Green Space™, @pooleyvilleuksummer market, and Human Connection® this Friday. MEET: 18:30 LLOYDS COURT RIDE: 19:00 ETA FINISH: 20:00 MK MARKET

Thursday 17th July Back in the Saddle™ this Thursday. If you really wanna party with us, put your eyes on the deets above – and together (if you’re into stars and shit), we can blast Retrograde® into the stratosphere. Don’t get rusty. BYOB – bring water, snacks and all the…