Upcoming and Archived Hands® Rides.

Hands® Group Rides are a free, monthly(mostly), bike ride; either through or around Milton Keynes. They aren’t locked into any specific date or part of each month, but they happen as often as we can do ’em. Café racing*, Coffee Outside, S240’s or whatever else plumps our tyres that month, 100% fun guaranteed as always.

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    HANDS011

    Outside in CHILLY Green Space™🥶 Wrap up warm and ride with Warm Hands® this January. Expect a crisp morning through (believe it or not) a man-made lake, another ancient Milton Keynes wood, a pub, a medieval toot, and finally another pub. No coffee stops this end of town so bring…

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    HANDS010

    Friday 26th December Tis’ the Season. MEET:10:00am – Lloyds Court outside @milkandbeans.coffee (Carlo’s probs gonna be shut but we ride nonetheless) RIDE: 10:30 Stop 1: The Victoria Inn, Bradwell Finish: 12:00 – Campbell Park

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    HANDS009

    Saturday 11th October Weekend Warriors, Saddle Sniffers®– it’s time. “We ain’t dead yet…😵”  MEET: @milkandbeans.coffee @ 11:00amRIDE: 11:45 Stop 1: The Cross Keys (half’s only🧏‍♂️)Stop 2: Bogotá CoffeeFinish: @blackenedsunbc + @baristacultureuk

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    HANDS008

    Thursday 4th September Hands, feet, arms and legs: whatever gets us over the line. Say sayonara to summer with a 7mile loop through Green Space™. Notable features include the Grand Union Canal, Noddy Line® and Linford Wood – finishing off at our usual resting place, Campbell Park Hill. Arts and…

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    HANDS007

    Friday 8th August Easy now people – I can’t promise a rave at the petrol station, or riding the dual carriageway up the V6.  Instead I offer you 7 miles of Green Space™, @pooleyvilleuksummer market, and Human Connection® this Friday. MEET: 18:30 LLOYDS COURT RIDE: 19:00 ETA FINISH: 20:00 MK MARKET

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    HANDS006

    Thursday 17th July Back in the Saddle™ this Thursday. If you really wanna party with us, put your eyes on the deets above – and together (if you’re into stars and shit), we can blast Retrograde® into the stratosphere. Don’t get rusty. BYOB – bring water, snacks and all the…

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    HANDS005

    27th June • 17th July • 8th August • 4th September Hands® Group Rides for the Summer Season  Join us in Green Space™ throughout summer ’25. Avoid the disappointment of missing The Next One® and plan savvy. New format too – hope you enjoy. Party pace, low mileage, and strictly…

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    HANDS004

    Friday 30th May This really is The Next One™  Would you look at the time? It’s a Friday Finish and I need to be out of the office Pronto! Post work evening Pub Loop™, staying on the Nawf side of MK. Stops at fan favourites such as @blackenedsunbc / @baristacultureuk etc. Weather looks dippy…

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    HANDS003

    Sunday 4th May Good things really do come in three’s. Mayday, Mayday – workers of the world, unite! and hit the big 3 next Bank Holiday® weekend. We worked for it, we earned it, we deserve it – 3 big reasons to participate. Furzton, Caldecotte, Willen: Expect heat and distance,…

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    HANDS002

    Sunday 30th March So nice we had to do it twice. Marking the official beginning of British Summertime 2025. Ride with us for a short loop through the vast Green Space™ of Central Milton Keynes. Back in time for Sunday lunch.